I can NEVER remember jokes... only two knock-knock jokes my dad always told. For some reason I just can't pull a good one outta my hat.
So, on that list of 'Lifes Little Instructions' I posted a few days ago, one says to learn three clean jokes.
I have them... I've been paying attention on facebook and other places lately.
Highly doubt I'll ever be able to deliver them properly... but, oh well.
#1... What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business.
#2... Why don'tcha wanna TACO 'bout it?
Cuz I'm NACHO friend anymore.
#3... Of course now I can't remember it. *sigh*
Hehehe!
*EDIT* August 4....
Found these:
What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale
Need an ark? I Noah guy!
So, on that list of 'Lifes Little Instructions' I posted a few days ago, one says to learn three clean jokes.
I have them... I've been paying attention on facebook and other places lately.
Highly doubt I'll ever be able to deliver them properly... but, oh well.
#1... What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business.
#2... Why don'tcha wanna TACO 'bout it?
Cuz I'm NACHO friend anymore.
#3... Of course now I can't remember it. *sigh*
Hehehe!
*EDIT* August 4....
Found these:
What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale
Need an ark? I Noah guy!